Message from Senator Gordon Smith of Oregon

My fellow Oregonians. In these times of the diminishing dollar we need to put our money in solid investments, like this one that I found on Ebay. The collectible market is as good as gold, and this book by George W Bush, especially the signed edition will do nothing but gain in value. Also...10% of the profits go to our troops in Iraq.

George W. Bush, A Charge To Keep, 1st/1st Signed
Winning bid: US $356.00

Ended: Jul-18-06 14:17:08 PDT
Shipping costs: FREE
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Ships to: Worldwide
Item location: On The Border of Mexico, United States
History: 19 bids
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Hmm...I wonder how many copies he signed. Should be a pretty good futures collectible, if there is one.
This highly edifying description of George W Bush was ghost written by non other than his own communications director, Karen Hughes.

Should I try to buy a copy of this ,HOT COLLECTIBLE or invest a little more and purchase the 16" bronze statue of Dubya in his flight suit.

Hmm...According to this Georges autobiogaphy was originally written by a guy named Herskowitz. Maybe it's more collectible than I thought.

Our God given rights to energy independence

In these times of political unrest, and unreasonable attacks by the liberal left, it is important to address the issues of energy independence, and our God given rights to use all of the energy we need for the lifestyle that we have become accustomed to in this great country. Lets face it, we are going to need more energy and plenty of it. The LLL's (lilly livered liberals) are talking about conservation, while we are worrying about the price of gas. Well, the government is working on this as we speak, and of course has all of the answers, if only we will liston to the voice of wisdom.

George W Bush has had a profound revelation on this subject, and has revealed the power of corn to a needy and grateful America. An America that has been disillusioned by bad science and such nonsense as Global warming, Evolution, and some of their weird theories on such things as the origen of the Grand Canyon. Well...Keep your eyes on the prise, as our leaders show us the way to health, wealth, and independence.

What can those crazy liberals be thinking?

Have you read this artical in the daily Kos? This lilly livered liberal bunch of trouble makers are an embaressment to God fearing Americans like us. How dare they criticise their benafactors on our plans to enhance the environment, and rid the forests of dangerous kindling. Our gifted president has been explaining all of these programs, if they would only listen to the truth. How many times much he repeat it for it to get through there caloussed heads.

Greetings to "We The People" How may I Serve You?

I'm beginning to feel like I'm on shakey ground, with my questionable cronies in Washington. There is so much foul play going on that I can't keep up with all of it. Hell! Not even Karl Rove can keep up with it. What are we going to do without Jack Abromof, Bob Ney, Scooter LIbby, Ken Lay, and God knows who else? I'm sure glad that I don't know any of those people.

My concern is always about the people of Oregon. I believe that we should increase the powers of State government, so that we can legislate on our own issues, instead of being handed down laws from the Federal government. Such as the Marriage issue, and issues involving our resources, not to mention religious issues.

So please...Email me with your grass roots ideas, and ideas on how to deal with the Corporate Government.

Respectfully yours

Ranger Gordon