Sunday, July 23, 2006

Message from Senator Gordon Smith of Oregon

My fellow Oregonians. In these times of the diminishing dollar we need to put our money in solid investments, like this one that I found on Ebay. The collectible market is as good as gold, and this book by George W Bush, especially the signed edition will do nothing but gain in value. Also...10% of the profits go to our troops in Iraq.

George W. Bush, A Charge To Keep, 1st/1st Signed
Winning bid: US $356.00

Ended: Jul-18-06 14:17:08 PDT
Shipping costs: FREE
US Postal Service Media MailTM (more services)
Ships to: Worldwide
Item location: On The Border of Mexico, United States
History: 19 bids
Winning bidder: User ID kept private

Hmm...I wonder how many copies he signed. Should be a pretty good futures collectible, if there is one.
This highly edifying description of George W Bush was ghost written by non other than his own communications director, Karen Hughes.

Should I try to buy a copy of this ,HOT COLLECTIBLE or invest a little more and purchase the 16" bronze statue of Dubya in his flight suit.

Hmm...According to this Georges autobiogaphy was originally written by a guy named Herskowitz. Maybe it's more collectible than I thought.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Our God given rights to energy independence

In these times of political unrest, and unreasonable attacks by the liberal left, it is important to address the issues of energy independence, and our God given rights to use all of the energy we need for the lifestyle that we have become accustomed to in this great country. Lets face it, we are going to need more energy and plenty of it. The LLL's (lilly livered liberals) are talking about conservation, while we are worrying about the price of gas. Well, the government is working on this as we speak, and of course has all of the answers, if only we will liston to the voice of wisdom.

George W Bush has had a profound revelation on this subject, and has revealed the power of corn to a needy and grateful America. An America that has been disillusioned by bad science and such nonsense as Global warming, Evolution, and some of their weird theories on such things as the origen of the Grand Canyon. Well...Keep your eyes on the prise, as our leaders show us the way to health, wealth, and independence.